Sunday, August 03, 2008

Dissident Lost: Alexander Solzhenitsyn dies at 89

“Not everything has a name.
Some things lead us into a realm beyond words.”

Alexander Solzhenitsyn


Friday, August 01, 2008

Why I'm Voting Democrat: The terrorists will like us

This screed is circulating on the Internet ... and it's pretty funny in a cynical sorta way!

10 Reasons I'll Be Voting Democrat in '08

10. I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

9. I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

8. I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

7. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in 10 years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

5. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as wise liberal-minded thinkers see fit.

4. I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

3. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

2. I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

1. I'm voting Democrat because I like the words "hope" and "change." Also "kazoo." That's a funny word.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn't it?